My friend has this girlfriend that embarrasses him soo much. I tell him he should break up with her, but he's just gone over this chick. She runs around topless in front of everyone, rubs herself down in baby oil, eats ice cream on stage, flirts with her bestfriend's dad & wants to bone him. But every time I tell him this chick is no good for him he says, "but she hits these sexy high notes, and the contrast of her skin & teeth makes him horny". What should I tell my "friend" about his "gf"?
she sounds like an amazing woman to me! I feel like those aren’t traits you find everyday. Tell your friend that his girlfriend is amazing (if she’s good looking)
Never heard of the metronome either. Gonna need a drawn pic of that one too
If I knew how to draw I would have drawn it for you, but i’m just not that kind of artist. BUT i’ll describe it to you. so you take the girls legs right… and you put them together… then proceed to sway said legs from left to right (or right to left, whichever your preference is.) Like a metronome.
This show has made the past 2 days of my life.. I’ve watched every episode and you guys are fucking hilarious. the show is extremely relatable and representative of the struggle to make it in the music industry..
Four main things i need to say in response to the Fly Guy experience that I’ve just experienced :
1. I’m in love with Enimal. 6’6 hunk of sexy sarcasm.
2. your friends should meet my friends.. we like Marty..
3. you should have a special episode in the Bay Area because that’s where I live.. lol and also the Bay is just the most wondrous part of Cali.. wondrous.. wonder..
4. One of the girls in one of your pictures went to my high school..
wish yall the best success and keep up the hard work..
why would that person ask that DUMB ASS QUESTION and imply that FG should break up????? maybe they're from planet IDIOT and only eat IDIOT cereal for breakfast, DIPSHIT for lunch, and STUPID NOODLES for dinner. fuck head. FG 4EVR!
I don’t know how to answer this question but I stand behind you!